Total Medals Earned: 314 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,740 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (60/375 points)
Finish a medium level using the surround plant.
Finish a hard level using the surround plant.
Finish a hard level using the line plant.
Finish an easy level using the surround plant.
Finish an easy level using the line plant.
Finish an easy level using the jump plant.
Gain 6 points on an easy level using the surround plant.
Gain 6 points on an easy level using the line plant.
Gain 6 points on an easy level using the jump plant.
Finish a medium level using the line plant.
Finish a medium level using the jump plant.
Gain 15 points on a medium level using the surround plant.
Gain 15 points on a medium level using the line plant.
Gain 15 points on a medium level using the jump plant.
Finish a hard level using the jump plant.
Gain 28 points on a hard level using the surround plant.
Gain 28 points on a hard level using the line plant.
Gain 28 points on a hard level using the jump plant.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/240 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Die.
Get crushed by a giant boulder (you can't kill it).
Vanquish a Villainess.
Get a x6 Combo.
Get a x12 combo.
Survive for 2 minutes.
Vanquish 50 horrors in a single run.
Get 500 points (or more).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 35/50 (220/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 18/19 (385/485 points)
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Beat all 6 stages! Surely any genuine attempt will do
Score chains that are at least 9 bubbles long across every stage. Could be tricky
Survive 10 levels in the super secret ENDLESS/SURVIVAL mode. I'm actively trying to kill you there, so it may be a bit much to handle
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
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